misfit toy

gotta’ be somewhere where a guy like me can fit
the circle square peg ... misfit toy
I’m not understanding that much of anything
... that damned much anymore

bail out bail out bail out [sic]
if only for a ‘chute
thought I’d jump without
... still may someday

this side that side what side
fuckin’ green eggs and ham
Sam I am…yeah, Sam I ain’t
red white blue, blanc gone blank

Georgia, Wasilla, Qatar, Korea
all fucking loons if you ask me, ah
... ah, but you didn’t
so go ahead man and do it

dual trigger finger man do it do it do it
squeeze off the red lever round of hell
take us all outta’ here with one big flash
I’m ready, I’m ready, bail out bail out [sic]

blah fucking rah ooh rah doo dah day
gotta’ be somewhere where a guy like me can fit
the circle square peg ... misfit toy
‘cause I’m not understanding that much of anything
... that damned much anymore